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Tiffany Surging Despite Ugly Public Feud with Girlfriend

by Phil A. Buster

Latest polls see Gary Tiffany leading

Chip Dixon among likely voters,

despite Tiffany's frequent public gaffs.  

 

In a leaked video Gary Tiffany, a man running for State

Governor, can be seen screaming at his current girlfriend,

Sophia. Eyewitnesses of the incident state that Tiffany

seemed angry and agitated and that his yelling took on a

tantrum-like quality. It is unclear what sparked the rage

inside of Tiffany, but he can be heard repeating the names

Jamie, April, Gabriel, and Jasmine, who are reported to be his close "friends". Sophia, a non-English speaker, seemed to defend herself, but eyewitnesses could not understand what she was saying.

   Voters don't seem deterred by Tiffany's frequent outbursts and it seems that with every public scene that the nominee makes more voters clamor to his side. Tiffany's platform of revenge is resinating the electorate. Even though Gary Tiffany is a new comer to the political arena he has garnered an outpouring of support from all demographic sets, while Chip Dixon, Tiffany's opponent in the race, has been struggling to hold on to his fast-slipping lead. Dixon, once a lock for State Governor because he was running unopposed, is now finding himself on uncertain ground and it seems that his campaign isn't able to see a clear path forward, metaphorically speaking.  That was not a crack about Dixon being blind. 

  Neither Gary Tiffany or Chip Dixon replied to our requests for a statement.  

  

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photo credit S. Miles

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Phil A. Buster has been a staff writer with the City Observer for 14 years.  They studied at State College University and graduated with a dual Masters in Political Science and Journalism. Phil hosts Bust My Balls, a podcast not affiliated or endorsed by City Observer.

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